Although Link is slow to catch on to basic concepts of 20th century life, he has no trouble impressing all the girls and helping Stoney and Dave find the coolness theyve been searching for.

You dont wanna help, thats just fine.

Stoney Uh-huh. - This is a total waste of time.

Theres no way youre going to the prom.

Girl Youre a disease.

Ahh. - And no one will ever swim in this stupid pool.

Hey Later. Look, David, please do me a favour and stress less, bro.

You got through the last four years without the full-on melon tweekage.

Jump off the gym, splatter on the street and go for the co-ver.

When l finish this pool, lm gonna have the killer party after the prom.

What are you talkin about Robyn Sweeney is mine.

Shes become a major babe and she loves me.

She finds you crusty, Dave.

Shell see the truth.

Truth is. lifes about greasin the do-back, buddy, and weasin on the buffest.

High school was interesting, right, but it was kind of like a harsh ride.

O-o-o-ow. Were goin on to bigger and better things, buddy.

Count on it Stoney Yelling Stoney Oh, wow Hey, whats up - lm a stoney crusty dude Did you know that - Get out, dude.

Stoney l got a mop on top - Watch out Excuse me.

Could you move. Me and my friend, David, are comin through.

Hey, theres Robyn.

Hey, Robyn. O-o-o-ow Four-wheelin over the ferns.

Look, Dave, youre gonna have to mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing.

She always shines ya.

You dont understand.

Milk does a body good.

Check her. Stoney Shes clean, buddy, and hes got her.

What does she see in him anyway Stoney Hes got the buff spikes chillin on top of his melon.

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